I am furious right now! I don’t think there’s a brood of vipers more venomous than credit card companies! They make Dracula look like the cast of Sanrio:

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Remember the good ole days when you would hop down to your local computer market and find a product on sale for $40 if you were willing to go through the hassle of Mail-In-Rebates and waiting a few months for your check?
Yeah, those good ole days. Well… let me be the Nightmare before YOUR CHRISTMAS

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in telling you that the good ole days have gone. YES, we are in an economic crisis started by the loan sharks who now carry names such as “Bank of America”, “Citi Bank”, and your neighborhood “Capitol One”… and they have yet hatched another scheme to make your life MORE BROKE than ever.
Those good ole days when you would wait a few months and get your rebate check in the mail.. .well, those days are gone. They’re traded in for something even more “better”, and by better I mean to say the entire process is still the same but oh.. wait.. wait, there’s the pay off.. you get a “prepaid credit card” in the mail with the amount of your rebate! Yes, that’s right! OH PLASTIC HOW we worship your divine ability to make our life SO MUCh better…

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Yes, these “prepaid credit card” (IE: Rebates) which expire within one year. Well… at least they’re still valid for a longer period than CASH. OH, you know HOW cash is.. always expiring three months too soon… JUST IMAGINE, you get TWELVE WHOLE months before it’s monetary value DISSAPEARS RIGHT? WRONG!
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These “prepaid credit/rebate cards” are not ATM accessible. No withdrawing cash from the card; oh no, REAL money in your hands? How could we, the banks, ever ENTRUST you with the care of your own money. HOW SILLY!
Not only that, these “prepaid credit/rebate cards” have the words “DEBIT” imprinted on the card… but when you decide to use it, it must be used as a “credit card”. HMMM… isn’t that odd? I wonder why?
I AM SOOOO annoyed with these “REBATE/PREPAID Credit Card”. Call me a cranky old lady but these “prepaid rebate/credit cards” DO NOTHING but encourage the public to SPEND! God forbid you actually TRY to pay off your bills with YOUR MAIL-IN-REBATES, oh no.. .we don’t allow that… but you can use this on your OTHER retail purchases. WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO BUY MORE STUFF HUH!? DON’T give me my money back and TELL me how and when and where and ON WHAT I can use it for! This is the last time I am going to go through the hassle of doing rebates.
You see, before this fiasco started there use to be a real incentive to wait those couple of months. I would get a check, deposit the money, and do whatever I please without having to worry about expiration dates. Now, there is absolutely no incentive for me to go through the hassle of dealing with rebates. There is no light at the end of the tunnel.
SO SCREW YOU CITI PREPAID CREDIT CARD FROM CORSAIR. You make me sick.







